It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner
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  3. The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person. - Chuck Palahniuk

  4. Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

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More Quotes By Rita Rudner
  1. I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

  2. Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

  3. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

  4. Men forget everything women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.

  5. I had the most boring office job in the world... I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

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